Men knitting - apparently it's the new yoga
4 March 2014
Ya, right! As if
knitting can be like yoga.
Relaxing. Soothing. Satisfying.
Calming. Rewarding.
Actually, come to think of it, they maybe kinda have a
point?
But I must be honest – the whole concept of men knitting,
tickles me. It tickles me pink. Many other colours too.
Which is probably pretty silly. I mean why can’t they knit if they want
to? Why does it have to be a female
pastime only? How narrow minded and
sexist.
Still it strikes me as being a little bit odd. Strange even.
A little bit off kilter.
It’s not as if I mind them knitting, I just find it
unusual. I can imagine it being a
peculiar sight.
Imagine chugging along to work on the tube or the train,
and at a quick glance to the left, you notice the bloke next to you, head bent,
look of concentration on his face, knitting away. Perhaps quite comfortably and familiar with
the task. Not looking down at his
handiwork at all. Maybe having a little
chat with the elderly lady across from him, or seemingly staring out at the
view, taking all of the sights in. Even
worse, if he continually peers down, at a complicated pattern on his lap. Many colours intertwining, a few needles
holding different kinds of yarn, dangling along. How intimidating!!!
And weird!
Yet, apparently, the trend is growing. And growing fast.
So who are these mysterious male knitters? Are they geriatric old men, helping their
wives finish the knee blankie they’re knitting?
Is it a skill passed on from their grandfather? Or even their grandmother? Did they learn from days gone by, when they
perhaps “knitted” fishing nets? I mean
who can tell? How often do they do
it? Why do they do it?
Well, blow me down. Supposedly
they’re not old at all. They’re young. So “they” say. Career men, in high power, stressful
jobs. Men requiring a means to offload
and distress.
I suppose as an alternative to playing golf, snorting Coke,
fast women, fast cars, and developing a drinking problem, it surely holds
merit. Great appeal even.
Do they break out, and go all flashy with pattern defying
ARAN style jerseys? All cables and
twists?
Across some countries in Europe, they’ve taught the skill
of knitting to male prisoners. I would
imagine that violent crime in these prisons have subsided. That inmates are less prone to frustrated
outbursts. And that they do possibly
find a sense of inner calm. It is seen
as job creation, and prisoners sell their wares on the outside. Through an initiative, created just for that
purpose. Earning a bit of cash. In addition, they make little gifts for
family, children and loved ones, on the outside too. How amazing!
But never mind that, a new latest trend amongst male
knitters, is knitting retreats. Forget golfing
weekends away. Fishing trips too. And I suppose that crosses hunting trips
right off the list as well.
The new, must have get-away spoil, for the man in your
life? Well a weekend away – knitting. With likeminded men, with the same passion
and hobby. An honest to goodness
knitting retreat.
I can just picture them on a porch. Sitting in their rocking chairs. Wearing their leathers and their studs. Caps and tattoos. Beer at their side. Dartboard to the right.
And at their feet? Bright
balls of wool. And satisfied smiles on
their faces.
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Enough said - kind of encapsulates it perfectly
So manly. So purple. So wrong...
Look all I'm saying, is if it's good enough for Russell, then it's good enough for me. And/or my Grantie - I might just have to teach him after-all.
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Now there's a catchy title!
Boys on the line, keeping themselves occupied and sane. Well done!
Hilarious, ridiculous - and a great idea!!
ReplyDeleteI have heard some men make patchwork quilts.
Can you imagine the Lombard men all sitting on the stoep at Kleinbaai with their knitting and their dops. Oupa with his coffee.
Jaco could get them going.
One sport with which Attie will probably always struggle.
All I can say is NO WAY! SHUT UP!!!
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